CERTIFIED / QUESTIONABLY SCIENTIFIC

THE DEPARTMENT OF EXTREMELY APPROXIMATE SCIENCE

ANYTHING BUT METRIC

Put a number in the machine. Receive a much more useful mental picture. Probably.

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THE IMPORTANT BIT

FEED ME A NUMBER

I will turn it into something delightfully unhelpful.

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